Giant Dog

'Giant George' and owner Dave Nasser share a couch together: The four-year-old blue great Dane, weighs a staggering 245lbs and measures almost 43ins at the shoulder The gentle giant, who measures 7ft 3ins from nose to tail, could be a prime contender to take the title from the former record holder, Gibson, a harlequin Great Dane who passed away from cancer last August. Now George's owners, David and Christine Nasser, are awaiting confirmation from Guinness World Records to see if he has achieved the lofty heights. 'He's 42.625 inches at the shoulder,' said David. 'He's very very unique.' According to David, George consumes 110lbs of food every month, and sleeps alone in his own Queen Size Bed. David and Christine raised George from when he was 7 weeks old, but never expected him to grow so big.

Marching Band Season !!

What NOT to do !!

Talking Dog For Sale !!

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.''I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

Mexican Lion

This is a true story of a Garage Owner in the Southwest. (New Mexico) He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal tools etc. So he came up with this idea. He put the word out that he had a new Mexican Lion that would attack anyone that would break in or climb his fence. Would be thieves saw the "Lion" from a distance and fled the scene.

Need New Copier Operator

I had to fire my last assistant. She could not figure out how to get the printer going.

Joke of the Day

From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher:
My five-year old students are learning to read.
Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,
"Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"
I took a deep breath, then asked...."What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' elephant!
It says so on the picture!" And so it does...

" A f r i c a n Elephant "

Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?

Stressed Out ?

Thank god, it's Friday !!

101 Dalmation

Cat and Dog Scuba Divers

FREE MUSIC CONCERT

We are getting ready for Warren High School's Free Concert on May 29, 2009.
If you live in the area of Downey, CA. - Stop by and have a great time !!

when cats and dogs DO NOT get along

Stressed ?

Tara and Bella

Budget Cuts

We aren’t the only ones being affected by budget cuts. New K-9 partner……

Kiki Goes to Vegas

Button the Dalmatian

Button popped out 18 puppies at once. Button now holds the record in the UK for the largest litter. From what googling told me, the world's record for the most puppies ever is around 24. Come on, Button! Get to work.

Cat Sitting Gig

This weekend I was busy cat sitting some small kittens that will soon be shipped out to Bakersfield to the Lozano's house. I was having some trouble getting them to sleep so I put them in Norma's shoes and wha-la! The shoes did the trick. The white one reminds me of my sister Pinky and the grey one reminds me of Gigi when she was small. I don't know why, but cats just love me.

Adopt-A-Thon this Weekend!!

Anyone up for shelter-hopping? Adoption rates will be greatly reduced this weekend at the Adopt-A-Thon. Please forward this to anyone you know who may be interested.

http://www.laanimalservices.com/PDF/events/Adopt%20A%20Thon.pdf

Vote for me please!!

This is the current link http://www.takeyourdog.com/Gallery/index.php?pg=4&ord=etv&srt=DESC&dog_breed=Mixed+Breed%2FMutt to kiki's picture, but for some reason it keeps changing. If you dont see kiki's picture when you open the link you You can search KIKI and Gigi's Picture by changing the filters to look for all Mixed/Breed Mutt. Kiki, Cat Sitter. Please look for the picture of Kiki and Gigi sitting on chairs. That is who you want to vote for. I know all the other pictures are adorable, but It's KIKI time!! If you already voted, THANKS!!

VOTE FOR ME TODAY!!!

Yeah! My picture of Gigi and I was approved, so please start voting and pass along this link to everyone on your friends list. Thanks!!

http://www.takeyourdog.com/Gallery/index.php?pg=53&ord=eid&srt=DESC&dog_breed=

Remember this is the photo you are voting for...

ROAD TRIP

I am going to San Diego tommorow. I will be visiting my Pal Rebel. I am going to San Diego to help my family with preparation of the De La Rosa's 25th Wedding Anniversary. In dog years that would be 175 years. As I was preparing for my ROAD TRIP, I came across these cool seat belts for travelors like myself. CLICK it or TICKET.

TAKE YOUR DOG TO WORK FRIDAY

It's take your DOG to work this Friday, June 20. I have submitted my photo of Gigi and I on the chairs and once approved I will send you all the link so you can all vote for us and help us win.


1st Prize $500 cash* $500 donation to animal shelter of choice*

2nd Prize Gift basket from the PSIStoreOnline (Value $100)**

3rd Price Gift basket filled with doggie goodies (Value $166)†


Check out this cool website: http://www.takeyourdog.com/index.php

This is the picture I submitted and once I have the LINK vote for us!!

Love, Kiki

All Dogs go to heaven

It is one of the hardest things to deal with. The loss of your best friend. DONNY'S best bud BRUSKIE A BOXER past away. We know you will miss him alot, please take comfort in knowing that "ALL DOGS DO GO TO HEAVEN".


Your Pets In Heaven
To have loved and then said farewell, is better than to have never loved at all. For all of the times that you have stooped and touched my head, fed me my favorite treat and returned the love that I so unconditionally gave to you. For the care that you gave to me so unselfishly. For all of these things I am grateful and thankful.
I ask that you not grieve for the loss, but rejoice in the fact that we lived, loved and touched each others lives. My life was fuller because you were there, not as a master/owner, but as my FRIEND.
Today I am as I was in my youth. The grass is always green, butterflies flit among the flowers and the Sun shines gently down upon all of God's creatures. I can run, jump, play and do all of the things that I did in my youth. There is no sickness, no aching joints and no regrets and no aging.
We await the arrival of our lifelong companions and know that togetherness is forever. You live in our hearts as we do in yours. Companions such as you are so rare and unique. Don't hold the love that you have within yourself. Give it to another like me and then I will live forever. For love never really dies, and you are loved and missed as surely as we are.
Your Pets In Heaven
by Ken D. Conover

A Little Dog Angel
High up in the courts of heaven todaya little dog angel waits;with the other angels he will not play,but he sits alone at the gates."For I know my master will come" says he,"and when he comes he will call for me."The other angels pass him byAs they hurry toward the throne,And he watches them with a wistful eyeas he sits at the gates alone."But I know if I just wait patientlythat someday my master will call for me."And his master, down on earth below,as he sits in his easy chair,forgets sometimes, and whispers lowto the dog who is not there.And the little dog angel cocks his earsand dreams that his master's voice he hears.And when at last his master waitsoutside in the dark and cold,for the hand of death to open the door,that leads to those courts of gold,he will hear a sound through the gathering dark,a little dog angel's bark.
by, Noah M. Holland

This is what I would look like if I were human size.

This SHIRT is soooooo me !!!!

I NEED one - I just added this to my WISH LIST !!

USB Dog Flash Drive

Who is the Pet ?

After surgery and in recovery

As you may know, Kiki was not doing so well. We found that she had a reptured disc and she had to have surgery. This morning she had surgery done and KIKI pulled thru the surgery like a champ. She is doing well. Kiki will be in therapy tommorow and will go home as soon as she gets strong enough to go home. Her family will be visiting her tonight. Kiki misses home, but knows she is getting the care she needs.

2005-2006 WEEKLY ARCHIVES....

Thanks for the flashbacks... Each New Year it is good to look back on all the progress we have made thru the years. We have come a long way from our Magazine Cover days!! Now I can rest and enjoy The Blog Years and digital era!!


MAY 2005
JUNE 2005


JULY 2005

OCTOBER 2006 DECEMBER 2006