Marching Band Season !!

What NOT to do !!

Talking Dog For Sale !!

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.''I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

Mexican Lion

This is a true story of a Garage Owner in the Southwest. (New Mexico) He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal tools etc. So he came up with this idea. He put the word out that he had a new Mexican Lion that would attack anyone that would break in or climb his fence. Would be thieves saw the "Lion" from a distance and fled the scene.

Need New Copier Operator

I had to fire my last assistant. She could not figure out how to get the printer going.

Joke of the Day

From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher:
My five-year old students are learning to read.
Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,
"Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"
I took a deep breath, then asked...."What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' elephant!
It says so on the picture!" And so it does...

" A f r i c a n Elephant "

Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?

Stressed Out ?

Thank god, it's Friday !!

101 Dalmation

Cat and Dog Scuba Divers

FREE MUSIC CONCERT

We are getting ready for Warren High School's Free Concert on May 29, 2009.
If you live in the area of Downey, CA. - Stop by and have a great time !!

when cats and dogs DO NOT get along

Stressed ?

Tara and Bella

Budget Cuts

We aren’t the only ones being affected by budget cuts. New K-9 partner……

Kiki Goes to Vegas

Button the Dalmatian

Button popped out 18 puppies at once. Button now holds the record in the UK for the largest litter. From what googling told me, the world's record for the most puppies ever is around 24. Come on, Button! Get to work.