Thursday, September 27, 2007

SIGNS KIKI HAS STOLEN YOUR CREDIT CARD

** The swimming pool is filled with Gravy Train.
** There's a bidet installed next to his dog house.
** Kiki seems really annoyed during those ads about places that take Visa,
but not American Express.
** All receipts sloppily signed "Masturr."
** Reoccurring charges for "Interactive Lassie."
** Kiki still drinks from the toilet, but he fills it with Evian.

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